Eye En Dee You

Ok...to begin with only a few can understand the title of this blog...so this is meant only for them :-).

Hmmm...How do i introduce the character of this blog to my audience...well I think I'll introduce her as the owner of an 8-roomed house each room having audio/video wiring ( central wiring in place but equipment not yet installed in all 8 rooms) AND...whose punch line would read "I Should Have...".....hold on u guys...u will understand this as u read along.

An absolute kiss ass (courtesy - her secret non-admirer) and boot licker (courtesy - me), she is the personification of the phrase " Outside Rama, Inside Ravana "....well i was looking for a more sophisticated phrase but this one fit her so well :-).

Her every sentence during every conversation will begin with .." Oh I should have"...as in while we are all discussing dresses, she has to chip in with.."Oh Ju, I should have got u a few tops from Indi"....or like when we are discussing dinner..." Oh I should have got the Red Wine Bottle ...".....Look here Missy...we all know u r "All Fart and No Shit".

She barges into the nearest relatives' home ( most of the time it happens to be her secret non-admirer) for every vacation...along with her son (he is the greatest singer of all times) and daughter ( who is in 10th standard but looks old enuf to get married...and oh yeah i have to mention that her hair falls down on both sides of her face like the Niagra Falls - sorry Niagra for the bad comparison, so u can see only the centre of the face namely half of the left eye ,the nose area -which is quite big,half of the right eye and the lips with the left and right edges cut off).

Hmmm....can write more but i just realized that what kinda loser will wanna write more about this character...hey not me....so to sum it all up.... With her cheap red jacket, her starched hair, her plastic smile, her "IShould Have" sentences and her irritatingly bitchy conversations, Eye En Dee You seems like she has come straight out of a comic book....no wait....straight out of Kyun Ki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.